Select Yearling Sale

DISTORTED HUMOR (USA) (Chestnut 1993-Stud in USA 1999, Aust. 1999). 8 wins from 6f to 1m, $US769,964, Churchill Downs H., Gr.2, Keeneland Commonwealth H., Gr.2, Churchill Downs Ack Ack H., Gr.3, Monmouth Salvator Mile H., Gr.3, 2d Belmont Jerome H., Gr.2, 3d Aqueduct Cigar Mile H., Gr.1. Half-brother to SW Dancing Gulch. Out of SW Danzig's Beauty. His oldest Aust.-bred progeny are now yearlings.   

1st dam

ALBON MISS, by Almurtajaz. Raced twice. This is her fourth foal. Her third foal is a 2YO. Dam of two foals to race-

Miss Ladybird (f. by Comet Shine*). Placed at 1000m in 2000-01 in Aust.

Quick Asalie (g. by Ignatius*). Placed at 1400m in 2001-02 in Aust.

2nd dam

TELBON MISS, by Contempler. 7 wins-1 at 2-from 1100m to 1600m, SAJC HC Nitschke S.H., L, Classic Conquest H., John's Hope H., Pioneer Homes H., Queen Baccha H., Star Shower H., 3d SAJC Nunkalowe H., 4th SAJC Escort Cup, Gr.3. Dam of 2 named foals, both raced.

3rd dam

TELBONNE, by Azemann*. Winner at 2, SAJC Grange H. Dam of 7 named foals, all raced, 6 winners, inc:-

TELBON MISS (Contempler). 7 wins. See above.

Lord Telbon. 6 wins from 1200m to 2400m, SAJC Kingster H., Yalumba Wines H.

Telbon Beau. 13 wins from 1000m to 1800m, A$155,905, SAJC Daring Jon H., National Theatre Series H., Visco 3000 Welter H., Zoom 50 Welter H., Axinite Welter H., Super Tou Welter H., Top Shelf Welter H., Glynn Pretty H., Royal Show Raceday H., 2d SAJC Igloo H., Kingster H., Living Health H., KPMG Welter H., Seaton/Woodville Hotels H., Bartran Welter H., 3d SAJC KPMG Welter H., City of Woodville H., WH Wylie Memorial H., Navy Week H., Ansett Australia Quality S., 200th Anniversary P.H.

Telbon Belle. 7 wins from 1200m to 1650m, SAJC Valley United Rugby H., Carnivale H., 2d SAJC Vitalic H., 3d SAJC Just the Ticket H.

Telazem. 2 wins at 1200m, 1600m in Aust. Dam of-

Royal Whistler. 11 wins-3 at 2-up to 1500m, SAJC Shako H., Keep the Change H., 2d SAJC Navarino H., Earthcare H.

Personal. Winner at 1500m, QTC Leopard Gum Maiden H., 2d QTC Stevenson Improvers H., 3d QTC John MacArthur 3YO Maiden H.

Scenic Torque. 7 wins from 1300m to 1600m, A$102,750, to 2000-01, 2d VATC Autumn Country Cup, Peshawar H., November H.

Telmist. Winner at 1700m in Aust. Dam of-

Jack of Spades. 2 wins at 1200m, 1300m to 2000-01, 3d SAJC Ashford Hospital All Stars H., Lord Galaxy H., Blackwell Pre-Paid Funerals H.

4th dam

SCALYWAG, by Montecello*. Unraced. Half-sister to MOVIEGOER, SCOLVIN, Princess Scalzo. Dam of 5 named foals, 3 to race, inc:-

Telbonne. Winner. See above.